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life lessons by magicalzebra life lessons by magicalzebra
Now thatís Mommyís favorite, the M-920 Cain and thatís Mommyís other favorite, the M-76 Revenant Machine Guó

Oh God, donít tell your Mama I showed you theseÖ


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you guys should really just follow my tumblr i can't be fucked to upload so many of these random sketches
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:iconmastadon-king:
Mastadon-King Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014
Baby Shep: I want da big pew pew!
Adult Shep: Now, now sweetie. How about something smaller...like...a Widow Sniper Rifle?
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JChristopher17 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014
Femshep <3 Liara = My headcanon.
M-76 Revenant = My "Skill" Cannon.
Cain just gives a wonderful, warm feeling when I fire it at a Banshee/ATLAS/any cluster of big, tanky enemies...

Thanks for making my day with this sketch!
OMG MOAR POEMS! 
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Deviant258 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
See the yellow one takes out bad guys with a single shoot
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TGrebel2 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
"That one make big boom!" hehe
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Strickens Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That moment when you find people that share your headcannon that Liara would be absolutely seething if she found out Femshep was encouraging their little children to become soldiers :D
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itchcrotch Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
If Shepard and Liara had kids, you just know one of them would turn out like Louise from Bob's Burgers.
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:icongwduncan:
GwDuncan Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013
Yup, that was exactly how my Femshep would raise her child
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:iconalexwind:
Alexwind Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
hahaha.. aww thats a lovely drawing   ..now i feel like crying more mainly tears..since my femshep..is gone.. 
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ToBeAdvised Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I love it, and the M-76 Revenant is my favourite.
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iduguphergrave Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Shepard: Oh the number of times I shoved that machine gun right up a merc's...
Liara: SHEPARD!
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:iconlitniche:
LitNiche Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
hahaha XD
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:iconlegon999:
Legon999 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
This is very cute A mom showing her daughter things she that her Mom and Mother had to yous to win the war
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:iconkurohcat:
KurohCat Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Spirits! They are so cute! :hug:
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WootMannen Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
Well, if her classmates ever boast that their parents have shown off their guns, she can counter-boast that HER mom's guns are the best.

Because really, there isn't much that beats what amounts to a tactical nuke-launcher. Speaking of which, why the hell did Bioware put a radioactive warning sign on the damn thing? It's specifically stated that the Cain doesn't actually use nuclear ordnance.
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theJandJ Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It has a radioactivity sign on the side because the explosion caused by the Cain resembles a mushroom cloud, which are only made by nuclear bombs. It's a symbolic thing I guess.
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:iconwootmannen:
WootMannen Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
edit: Shepard, regardless of her/his gender would be the DAD, not the mom. Goddamn Asari mono-genderness screwing everything up for me.
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:icondeviant258:
Deviant258 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
, the M-76 Revenant Machine Gun is my favorite
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
I have a preference for the N7 Valiant, the power of the Mantis, combined with a 3 shot clip and a stupidly fast reload, what could be better the beaning 3 targets between the eyes before reloading in less than a second to say a long-ranged "hi" to 3 more people, combine it with the concentration mod then either spare ammo or an extended barrel, versatile and deadly in one neat package
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tov01 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
lol, that is adorable!
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:iconemobitch96:
EmoBitch96 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
And there's the Carnifex Hand Cannon I got your mother for our anniversary. Remember that kiddo. Mommy loves cannons...and Makos...and just about anything that looks remotely weapon-like.
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:iconlocuas:
locuas Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
guns, a noble tradition in the shepard family.
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TheLoneWolfer Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
The adorability on this is overwhelming!
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KillaZombie Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Ahh, I remember when I used the M-920 Cain for the first time. I had no idea what it did.....

So I used it point blank on a husk. You know... FOR SCIENCE.

>>
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City-of-Zeroes Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012
"Now that’s Mommy’s favorite, the M-920 Cain and that’s Mommy’s other favorite, the M-76 Revenant Machine Gu—

Oh God, don’t tell your Mama I showed you these…"

"She's only trained to use pistols....And what do we think of pistols?"

"Thbt!" :P

"That's mommy's girl!" :)
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locuas Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
her krogan great-grandfather would be proud.
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JackieBlackie Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012
...might be a good idea to put the cain on the top self...
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:iconmichaelgamer7:
michaelgamer7 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
aaah let kid have some fun! (it's not loaded any way)
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
you suure?
"OF SHIT SHE'S GOT A GU-"
*boom*
"woops"
warned you...
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EvoWacko Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
Ah, she has great taste.
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:iconlightninggalaxy:
LightningGalaxy Featured By Owner May 22, 2012  Hobbyist
That's so cute!
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:iconbio-d:
Bio-D Featured By Owner May 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
HNNNNG, right in the feelings!
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elfierce Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't waste anytime clicking that "follow" button and now while I'm not completely done giggling over this, I'm going to pop over to your tumblr and gush over all the art things there :)
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cmoorerun Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
These are awesome, I'm really going to have to go follow your tumblr now
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:iconnewguy13:
NewGuy13 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
This is a great life lesson to teach your child. How to murder people.
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
thanks for reminding me!
Mental note: teach any kids I may have where the bodies weak points are for knife-related injuries
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:iconnewguy13:
NewGuy13 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
Teach your child how to take power with the sword! People will respect and fear them - mainly fear.
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
while swords work well and all, I find knives are easier to conceal, not to mention they can be thrown as a last resort
as a great man once said "there's a tool for every situation, the knife's the tool for every situation" and that great man was me!
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NewGuy13 Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
There's a beast in every person, and that beast tends to emerge when they are given a weapon.
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
learn a martial art or fighting style, you always have an outstanding weapon, so long as you keep it maintained (metaphor for a good diet and exercise, kids!)
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:iconnewguy13:
NewGuy13 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
At least you have more of an option of subdueing your opponent instead of killing them with martial arts.
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catgirl789 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
D'aaw. It's so cute. <3
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:iconekapli:
Ekapli Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
I'm also a Tali person but i like pairing my fem Shep with Liara. This would be a very nice future for them =)
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:iconarilynazure:
Arilynazure Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
Those 2 are my favourite guns in ME2, too. Kid's learning from a great example. Bright future ahead. :3
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:iconnewguy13:
NewGuy13 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Prepare to be disappointed
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:iconarilynazure:
Arilynazure Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Thanks.
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Margenal Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
awwwwww so cue, showing to this little children a portable nuclear device :D
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:iconmalovence:
malovence Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
"Oh Shepard....Why is our daughter asking about getting a Reverent?"
* sweat-drop "Uh, Liara, let's no do anything hasty...." Walks slowly away... Looking for cover.
"Oh don't worry, I won't do anything." Liara says smiling. Shepard relaxes. "But she will." Liara steps away revealing their daughter holding a miniature reverent machine gun, fitted to her size.
"HI DADDY! LOOK WHAT MOMMY GOT ME!"
"Oh, that's very nice sweetheart."
*giggles. "Mommy says I can't use it in the house though.." *:(
"Oh it's ok. We'll-"
"Unless I'm using it on you daddy."
*sweatdrop.
Liara looks to her daughter. "Remember sweetie, don't hurt daddy too much. He has 'things' to do for me tomorrow."
*giggle "Ok mommy." Aims at Shepard. "Time to run daddy."
"Uh,"
*pulls trigger and Shepard is pelted by hundreds of plastic pellets.
"OW OW OW OW OW!!!!"
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PunchDrunkBoredom Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So damn CUTE! haha
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:iconmoreeman06:
moreeman06 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student General Artist
I can't believe i didn't have this in my faves before now but as i said i Love this pic
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josezero12 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
XD
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